The Famous "Zombie Survival Guide"

This is my personal opinion on the famous "Zombie Survival Guide".

I've never read this book or even thought about reading it because.........I see it as a book to help n00bs try and survive the "outbreak".

I guess its cool to use this book to help you survive....but guess what? A book on "Zombie Survival" is not necessary, surviving is all about common sense. For example: If an "outbreak" has occured and it has spread very rapidly, and you have encountered a zombie(not a group, just 1 zombie), and of course it does not look like a normal human, and it tries attack you several times after you have told it not to come any closer, your gonna try and kill it. If you try killing with a gun or sharp object and are thinking to your self, "Man, i have shot/stabbed this thing 30 times and its still not dead!", heres a clue............SHOOT IT IN THE F***ING HEAD! IF YOU HAVE TRIED STABBING IT IN THE HEART AND HAVE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES THAT THE HEART OZZES OUT OF THE STAB WOUNDS LIKE A MILKSHAKE......BLOW ITS BRAINS OUT!

Plain and simple